Blazeheart: Sweetheart, we've walked for days. Why'd your apprentice want us to come to... wherever we're going?
Ravenwing: Starclan! I don't know! I'm going to kill him when we find him though! I'm so tired!
Badgerpaw: Oh! Echosong! There they are! Blazeheart! Ravenwing! You're here!
Ravenwing: Badgerpaw, where the Dark Forest are we?
Echosong: Welcome to Skyclan territory. I'm Echosong, the clan's medicine cat.
Blazeheart: Nice to meet you Sweetheart. Now, how bout we go relax by a stream or something and we can hear from you.
Ravenwing: Hey! I'm your-NEVERMIND! Let's just go.
Blazeheart: What's that Sweetheart? Are you finally falling for me?
Ravenwing: *embarrassed* Let's just go!
The four cats are sitting by the river in Skyclan territory.
Ravenwing:So...Echosong what can I do to make your old den purrfect again?
Echosong: Well, I'd love more space for herbs and more room for patients.
Ravenwing: How much fresh kill would you be willing to give for that?
Echosong: Five squirrels.
Ravenwing: I will do everything in my power to make your den purrfect again.
Blazeheart: Still jealous I see Sweetheart? Anyway I already know how I can make you furget your old den.
Echosong: *curios* How?
Blazeheart: Come back with us. *winks*
Ravenwing: ugh! No! You know what sorry we can't help you. *grabs Badgerpaw by his scruff* This apprentice didn't ask so he has to be punished. Maybe we can help you some other time. C'mon Blazeheart.
Blazeheart: See Sweetheart, you're falling for me.
Ravenwing: Shutup Blazeheart.
Blazeheart: See y'all next episode!
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Written by Phoenix <3
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Purrfect or Furget it
Humor"but I know in the end you'll furget it." "No, you won't, because I will make your old den Purrfect!" ~*~ Ravenwing (A den designer) and Blazeheart (A den seller) aren't very good at their jobs. Going around the clans they attempt to make clan cats...
