Blazeheart: Hello and welcome to Furget it or Purrfect!
Ravenwing: Today we will be- Wait a minuet, Blazeheart, you messed up the intro!
Blazeheart: Indeed I did.
Ravenwing: Well then redo it!
Blazeheart: Make me.
Ravenwing: I'll get your mother...
Blazeheart: No! Anyone but Mother! I'll redo it!
Ravenwing: Good
Blazeheart: Hello and welcome to another episode of Purrfect or Furget it!
Ravenwing: Today we will be building a den for the biggest Gary-Sue of all time, Firestar!
The audience applauds very sarcastically
Firestar: *Walks in* Thank you, thank you.
Ravenwing: So Firestar, what would you like in your soon-to-be remodeled den?
Firestar: I would like a bar, an attic, pleanty of storage space, and a balcony so madicine cats can stalk me. Oh, and your budget is 1 squirrel
Ravenwing: *Very sarcastically* Oh wow, thank you for the very big budget I have to work with
Firestar: No problem!
Blazeheart: And what could I do so you could Furrget this old thing?
Firestar: A salon, that way my claws would be done even faster! And you get 22 squirrels!
Ravenwing: How come he gets so much!
Firestar: Oh, because I have no faith in you :D
Ravenwing: *Even more sarcastic* I'm flattered...
Blazeheart: Well, we'll see you again soon!
*Le Time skippity skip*
Blazeheart: Well Firestar, what do you think of your new den?
Firestar: I hate it, I told you to get me a salon and I don't see a salon!
Ravenwing: Luckily, I did everything you asked!
Firestar: No you didn't. The balcony is a mousetail higher than the rest of the den and there is a sign on the front of the door that says 'No medicine cats'.
Blazeheart: ...Well let's end this episode here before Ravenwing and I die! See you next time!
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Purrfect or Furget it
Humor"but I know in the end you'll furget it." "No, you won't, because I will make your old den Purrfect!" ~*~ Ravenwing (A den designer) and Blazeheart (A den seller) aren't very good at their jobs. Going around the clans they attempt to make clan cats...
