Ravenwing: Hello! Welcome to another episode of Purrfect or Furget it!
Blazeheart: Sweetheart, you stole my line.
Ravenwing: We have to introduce ourselves!
Blazeheart: Sweetheart, the reader's already know. They can see who's speaking.
Ravenwing: Great! The fourth wall's been broken! Multiple times! This book is already ruined.
Blaze~Kun: You just broke the fourth wall Raven~Senpai.
Raven~Chan: Wait, what Blaze~Senpai. WHAT HAS PHOENIX~CHAN DONE????
Phoenix~Chan: NOthing! Now go do your jobs!
Blaze~Kun: You called me senpai Raven~Senpai *heart eyes*
Raven~Chan: *sighs* This will be the death of Raven~Chan.
*magical phoenix time skippe*
Dove~Chan: What have you two done???
Raven~Chan: Blaze~Senpai broke the fourth wall again and now We're all stuck with Japanese names.
Dove~Chan: Thanks a lot Blaze~Kun
Tiger~Kun: Dove~Senpai! I came all the way from ShadowClan to see you!
Bumble~Kun: Dove~Senpai is mine!
Dove~Chan: Tiger~Kun, Bumble~Kun, stop fighting!
Phoenix~Chan: Oh snap, none of y'all are Senpai~
Tiger~Kun and Bumble~Kun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raven~Chan: Why are we even here?
Dove~Chan: Bramble~Sensei wants his den redone~
Blaze~Kun: Nopenopenopenopenopenope Blaze~Kun is NOT calling Bramble~Sensei Bramble~Sensei. PHOENIX~CHAN!
Phoenix~Chan: *giggles* This is what happens when the fourth wall is broken too often~
Raven~Chan: Raven~Chan says we come help Bramble~Sensei next episode because Raven~Chan doesn't want everyone hearing her call Blaze~Sepai Blaze~Senpai and she is not calling Bramble~Sensei Bramble~Sensei
Badgerpaw: I WASN'T CURSED! YAY! Anyway thanks for reading this episode of Purrfect or Furget it!
*Badgerpaw gets zapped by a magical flame. He appears unharmed*
Badger~Kun: Thanks goodness Badger~Kun is fine! Oh no....
Raven~Chan: Don't break the fourth wall with Phoenix~Chan writing or she will curse you to call Blaze....heart Blaze~Senpai. BAI!
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This is basically Chatpad right now. Everyone has a ~Sama, ~Chan, ~Kun, ~Senpai, ~Sensei or something after their name.
~Phoenix~Chan
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Purrfect or Furget it
Humor"but I know in the end you'll furget it." "No, you won't, because I will make your old den Purrfect!" ~*~ Ravenwing (A den designer) and Blazeheart (A den seller) aren't very good at their jobs. Going around the clans they attempt to make clan cats...
