Body Switch

Chapter 1 : Can I call the doctor ?

"Wake up."

I feel really tired. My body is waking up but my mind is telling my body to return to sleep. I feel soooo bad. Why did I watch EXO's Showtime for the third time?

Perhaps because I am trash. Exo's trash.

I know I am supposed to have a lot of responsibilities as an adult, being proactive, wake up, do stuff but I can't, sorry for being trash. I will start being a serious adult tomorrow.

"Come on, man. We will be late!"

Sorry, I don't know who you are. I don't know because I won't open my eyes. I just want to sleep. And because I don't know you, I won't ever be late with you. Why would I be late when I don't even have classes this morning. I'm not stupid. I would've put on an alarm if I had something to do?.... I think ?

"Are you sick? You usually are the first to wake up."

Shut the fuck up, I want to sleep. I want to dream about EXO. I want to be their manager or something so we could always be together.

"W." Someone is grabbing me.

"A." That someone is shaking me.

"K."

"E." He's shaking me like a magnitude 8 earthquake.

"UP."

It irritates me. Now I'm awake.

Wait.

Can we stop time for a few seconds?

I am afraid to open my eyes. Why the fuck is there a man in my room and why don't I recognize his voice, and is he speaking to me like as if he knew me.

Why am I thinking in English?

Why does that person speak in English?

Why do I continue to think in English?

When did I learn English ?

"Why are you keeping your eyes closed when you are awake? I can see you are faking it... Ow, welcome back Jongin." says the first voice.

"The shower is free, you can go."

"Thanks."

The first man pauses for a few seconds then he continues: "Yeah. I stink. I will go."

"Why is Kyungsoo still sleeping?"

"I dunno man. I think he's awake but for whatever reason he doesn't want to wake up."

Let's recap what is happening here :

I don't want to open my eyes because there are three strangers in my room. And I am fucking scared.

I continue to think in English.

They are probably foreigners because they speak English.

One is named Jongin.

One is named Kyungsoo and sleeps in my room.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

JONGIN.

KYUNGSOO.

LIKE KAISOO?

LIKE THE MEMBERS OF EXO?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

No, you are probably excited for nothing. How can EXO be in your room? How can they be in your country? Is it a hidden camera or something ?