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I believe I can fly,

I got shot by the pizza guy,

All I wanted was some onion rings,

From McDonald's or Burger King,

I believe I can soar,

Mom slapped me in the grocery store,

Even though I'm like 24,

I got an imaginary dinosaur,

I believe I can fall,

I tripped over a bouncy ball,

Thought I'd post this funny joke,

Even though I got no votes.

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