South Park x reader oneshots!!

Halloween Oneshots~Cartman

You hated Eric Cartmans guts.
He was intolerable, every time you got around him this weird vibe would go off, telling you to stay back. His friends were ok, Kyle being a friend of yours. So when it came Halloween, you didn't expect to be called on Halloween night to take care of a sick Cartman.
"Y/NNNNN" you heard from his bedroom as you were making chicken noodle soup. You rushed up to see Cartman trying to get up. You sighed, walking over. "Cartman you are not supposed to get up. Stop." He obeyed, laying back down and trying to get pity. "But Y/NNNN I wanna get up! It's Halloween and I want candy!" Rolling your eyes, you scowled and looked out the window at the people dressed up. "I do too. But guess what? I have to take care of some idiot who can't keep himself out of the snow and get sick." He raised his eyebrows. "Do you really think I'm an idiot?" He asked. You nodded, sitting down on a chair you brought up from the dining table. He looked guilty, and only blew his nose a few times. "Yeah. You are a good for nothing idiot who constantly makes fun of others so he feels better about himself." He looked up with tears in his eyes. "Y/N.. Do you really think about me that way?" Something inside you said yes, but oddly you felt more inclined to say no. Instead, you stayed silent and listened to the children laugh outside. You heard Eric get up, and exit the room. Quickly getting up and dashing down the hallway, you grabbed his shoulder and turned him. "No. I don't." You said and pushed his lips to yours. He smiled, kissing back. You pulled away, and he ran back upstairs and grabbed something. Coming back down you saw 2 hangers in his hand. "Here." He said handing it to you. "Let's go have fun!"