South Park x reader oneshots!!

Coon and Friends X Hero! Reader

   Request from @TheOneHetaliaFan
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The sound of a gable slamming down onto plastic echoed through the dark room, as The Coon frowned. "Now mah friends, I called this meeting to alert you all of a new hero. His name is (Y/H/N). We must recruit him before the dark forces get him!" The Human Kite raised his hand, and everyone looked over to listen. "How will we find him?" "Just look for (F/C), it is the color of her suit. Now go and find him before he's taken!" Coon and friends split up to go find the new hero.

A (F/C) vale ruffled in the wind as (Y/N) ran on rooftops. Another pair was soon heard, and as she turned around she saw a bigger figure standing behind her. "Hello (Y/H/N). I am The Coon. We need you on our team so the bad guys don't get you first." He stated, smiling. "Well I guess I'll see who I go with for myself, won't I?" She smirked, before backflipping off of the roof. When the Coon looked down she was gone.

Professor Chaos looked around, before grabbing the person he had just saw come from the rooftops and pulling them into the storage cube. "Hello newcomer! I am Professor Chaos! Side with me-" just as he was about to prove a point, she slapped him and walked out. "W-Wait! Come back!" He screamed, just a bit too late.

The new hero sighed, getting to the rooftops and waiting. The Coon showed up once more, but with friends. "Back again, I see?" The Coon smirked. "Guess so. Now how do I join?"