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Kenny x Reader Part 1

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She is so perfect. Unlike the other girls, she is laid back and sweet. She isn't bitchy and snobby. She is Y/N. How I love her. Every boy wants her, since she hangs out with us. She never complains, gives up, or makes us mad. The only boy she likes is her brother, though. We are best friends, and I don't wanna mess that up. If I did, I don't think I could live with myself. She is always laughing at my jokes and smiling at nothing. Even when she is sad she smiles. But she would never like me back. I'm just a poor kid with little to no education. She is smart and gets straight A's. (Woo that's my reader-chan!) I wish i was that smart. "Hey, Kenny." I heard Kyle say as we walked to the bus stop. "Mhhmh" (hey dude). " Hey, do you like Y/N? Cuz you have stared at her in class lately." Oh no. I have? She probably is weirded out by me. "Mhmhmm" ( ha, no. Course not). "Ok dude. Whatever." That was so close, I mean if they found out my whole reputation would be ruined! "Hello, earth to Kenny?" Stan said. "Mhmmh?" (Dude, did I zone out?) "Yea, you did." Kyle replied. Oops. "Mhmmhm" (Sorry dude, I was thinking about stuff.) "You do like Y/N, don't you?" Why can't they shut the fuck up? "Mhhhmmmmh" (NO! Of course not....) Just then Y/N walked by. Her H/L H/C (Your hair length and hair color ) waving in the wind "Dude, you're staring again." Oops. "MHMHMM" (FINE. I LIKE HER. K?) "Oooo! Kenny actually LIKES someone!" Stan said. "Mhmmmh..." (But she probably doesn't like me back!) "Dude, have you not seen her stare at YOU?" Cartman asked. "Yeah, she does stare at you a lot!" Stan said. "Mhmmmmh!" (But she's probably just 'friendly staring'!) "All you have to do is ask!" Cartman said. "Just play her into saying who she likes!" I don't know... "You know if she doesn't like you she doesn't like any of us, because you hang out with her the most!" "Mhmmm!" (Fine, I'll do it!) "Good! Now all you have to do is ask her if you can go to her house..." Kyle said, looking doubtful. "Mhmmmh!" (I go to her house all the time!) Kyles face lit up. "Good! That means that will work!"