1D Funnies 2

RESULTS OF THE STUPIDEST CONTEST EVER!

THE WINNER TO MY CONTEST WAS @lovely_abbs! Congrats darling! :*

Her answer: maybe because she said <3 out loud cuz it doesn't make sense idk I'm so confused i bet when u say the answer we'll all be like "ohhhh *face palm*

IM POSTING A FEW OF THE BEST ANSWERS! I almost peed myself.

@Ariel_Styles
They just came back from the planet Zendalor because after their concert that was the previous night before they were captured by the minions of the rainbow sprinkle platypus of broccoli. So while they were on planet Zendalor they were forced to watch reruns of 'Dora the Explorer' and eat shiz loads of brussels sprouts. But soon after, Paul jumps through the wall wearing a little itzy bittsy teeny weeny yellow poka dot bikini and he grabs the boys and rides back to earth on his magical pixie frog that farts glitter and throws up candy. When they r back on earth they eat a bunch of candy from Paul's frog and they get all dizzy and a bit high. Anyway it turns out PAUL ISN'T PAUL!! PAUL IS THE DARK UNICORN FROM LOUIS' CLOSET :O AND HE WANTED REVENGE!! Apparently the dark unicorn used to be happy unicorn but every since 1D came along little girls don't give a crap about the happy unicorn. So while the boys r still high off their asses the dark unicorn is plotting his revenge. BUT THEN A FLYING JAR OF NUTELLA COMES IN A SAVES THE DAY BY SHOVING APPLES DOWN THE DARK UNICORN'S THROAT!! (Who knew apples were his weakness?) Then the Nutella jar took the boys away to get them back to normal. But sadly the boys ate to much candy and they can't be cured :(..... Unless dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN:0.... They find the great wise red/green/blue/purple table who as the answers to everything :D

@SofaKingStupid (my insane wife)
One Direction knows about sex
Do I make you feel special, Lis?
She flashed them!
THEY FANBOY OVER THIS FANGIRL! The fangirl is me, right?

@HetBud
The girl was actually Simon Cowell in a schoolgirl outfit, and they were in a meeting discussing the reforming of the band 5 years after they split up and 6 years after Simon supposedly died. The 'girl' was also wearing underpants with The Wanted decoration on her head.

@LilyLuvsYu
Because the girl isn't a girl, SHE'S BARACK OBAMA!! Obviously...

@haleyk2000
They said it because she was a really old lady all dressed up in the merchandise and she was in there hotel room holding all of there boxers.

There are a lot more hilariously amazing ones!

Thanks to everyone who participated. *gives you pat on back*
@OliviaSpangle
@MEGTREGO
@lovely_abbs (our winner!)
@Lara2500
@winterlee
@purrfectnarry
@beachbabes
@Ariel_Styles
@1Dfovever
@SofaKingStupid
@gracegna @PrincessBookworm1002 @Mixioner1Dxx
@Caitlin_218
@Cianna1D
@_Totes_Genie_ @HanetteKamanada @emyd123
@Imagine_Syco @Its_Sarah_mofos @jessicahernandez15 @jessie_hod1234 @JordanGraham4
@HetBud
@LilyLuvsYu
@alepudimat
(If I forgot your name, please tell me! This shiz was hard)