1D Funnies 2- Kidnapper

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*kidnapper kidnaps Directioner, ties her hands and puts her in car and starts driving*

Directioner: I used to think I was better alone, why did I ever....

Kidnapper: Please! STOP SINGING!

Directioner: Louis and Niall needed more solos in UAN. But they got more in TMH. YAY!

Kidnapper: What the hell are you talking about?

Directioner: Did you hear that Paul's wife had the baby!?!?

Kidnapper: Who's Paul?

Directioner: Hey where are you taking me. Cuz I gotta be in Mullingar next week I'm going to see One Direction in concert. I'm so EXCITED! Like I just have random fangirl attacks!!!!!! They're so perfect!

Kidnapper: Get out the car!

Directioner: Where are we?

Kidnapper: I'm dropping you back home!

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