*me at meet and greet and it's almost my turn*
Note: there is a nine year old bitch in front of me wearing too much makeup*
Her: Hi Niall! I know you like a girl who goes natural so yeah, here I am! You can marry me now!
Me: Bitch, I can remove 90 percent of your face with a Kleenex!
OOHohooohohhhhhhh!! I HAVE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JOKES!!!!!!!
If he had his own cereal, what would it be called?
-JUSTIN TIMBERFLAKES!
What does he get for his birthday?
-JUSTIN TIMBERCAKE!
What is he called when he can't sleep?
-JUSTIN TIMBERWAKE!
Oh lord! I crack myself up!
I'm a friendless loser .-.
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1D Funnies 2
FanfictionHIII!! Well this is the second book of 1D Funnies!!!!! Different book, different cover, SAME STUPIDITY AND FUNNINESS! (idk if that's a word but who the heck cares!) I UPDATE ALMOST EVERY DAY
