❤Alex Hirsch X Reader One-Shots❤

☁35☁ || I'm on my period!

His eyes wide opened as i was curled with a blanket on the sofa mumbling under my breath. He coughed recieving my attention as i turned off the TV.

" What?"

I spoke angry as he sat on the armchair.

" I hope you have a good reason from interrupting me from my sweet lovely Gravity Falls Marathon."

I growled as he looked at me scaried.

" I bought the cake you wanted, honey.."

He spoke in a high-pitched voice terrified as i grabbed the chocolate cake from his hands trying to eat it all quickly.

" Hm, i liked it..Alex do you hate me?"

I looked at him bursting into tears as he brought his finger to his nose gesturing me to shut up but i continued as he sighed.

" No, no, no! I love you very very very much!!"

He sat besides me smiling hugging me as i closed my eyes happy.

" What is wrong with your hormones, women.."

He mumbled under his breath as i raised my head looking at him.

" You said you love me, right?"

" Yeah.."

" Well, how about you prove it~?"

I smirked getting on top of him and kissing his neck as he moaned lightly pushing me off him.

" We will see after your period.."

He smiled as i pouted.

" Whatever pff.. Hey! Let's play hide and seek, you count motherfucker!"

I spoke in a childish voice laughing as i started running around the house.

" I can't deal with this shit once per month for one whole week.."

He facepalmed sighing disappointed with his life.