❤Alex Hirsch X Reader One-Shots❤

☁132☁ || Insult the king

Don't you ever dare to insult the king.

That's what my parents were always telling to me.

And if he did something bad, let him go away with that shit.

Because he's THE king and he KNOWS how to rule his country.

Because if you insult him, you're gonna have to walk around without a head. In the worst position, going to see your family and friends in the afterlife. No, no, no in the WORST position, having a loved one being killed because you woke up with a sassy attitude and said "Hey let's talk shit about this country's ruler!".

And now back to reality, let's be serious. We don't fucking know if Alexander Robert Hirsch is even alive anymore! I mean, we have to see him four months and that's true. Is this land currently being ruled by a zombie!? Is he alive or dead!? Are we gonna be alive for a long time or being attacked by Germany or something!?

I may am twenty eight but my mind is older. If i was the queen of this country, i would do so many more things! I am NOT a rebel, i just wanna the best for England and believe me, Alexander doesn't really help.

I walked down the path in the forest singing quitely. Fresh green grass, birds tweeting, nature. I love these woods, they free me from my anxious life for a bit. It was sunny, no visible clouds as i smiled widely.

"Hey, nice day hu?"

I groaned in annoyance, who wanted my attention!? Leave me alone god damnit! I turned around facing a man, familiar face but just couldn't lay my finger on. Brownish hair, amber eyes. So familiar.

"Please don't flirt with me, i am not in the mood."

"I didn't even try, ma'am."

He grinned, he looked like a big ass. A womanizer or someone that has a huge idea for himself.

"Oh you'd go to that point at the end."

"Can you read my thoughts?"

He let a small laugh lowering his head walking towards me. Oh lord, what does he want from me!? I chuckled crossing my arms.

"Maybe. Who are you?"

"A crazy guy, don't mind me."

"Very funny dude."

"Dude?"

He raised his eyebrow confused bringing his finger to his lips.

"No one has even called me like that."

"There is always a first time for everything."

"That's true. People usually call me with greater names."

"Well fuck you then, we are equal here."

"Did you just curse?"

Oh god, he is an idiot.

"Oh sure i did!"

"What's your opinion on the king?"

"Alexander? Ha, a freaking idiot. We have to see him months and has barely done anything for his country. Now he is on the right age to get married, i hope he'll marry the right woman."

"Oh really? And who's the right woman?"

"Someone that will trust him and love him with all her heart but on the other side help him with this kingdom and choose the right choises. Someone that will know how to behave but be towards him a total ass just to mess with him. Someone that would do everything for this land and him."

"Very poetic Miss.."

"Y/n."

"Very poetic" your ass, a-hole.

"The king will do his best Miss Y/n. I just hope he doesn't step on his crown and miss a woman like you."

"Oh go to hell.."

"Oh i will go for sure.. I really like you Miss y/n but for start be scared."

"Why Mr.."

"Alexander Robert Hirsch."

"Thank you, why Mr. Alexander Robert Hirsch?"

I froze, his name is WHAT. Oh lord, no no NO! I am screwed, more than screwed!

"OH MY GOSH I AM SORRY!"

"Calm down y/n, i am not here as a king but as a simple human."

"Wait what do you mean?"

"We are equal, you are right. Those four months i had to be closed in the castle to find a queen. It was such a buzzkill. You seem to hate me and love me at the same time."

"Pfff no..."

"Oh you do. You seem harsh but probably is sensitive in the inside."

"What do you want?"

"Marry me?"

"Really jerk, hell to the no."

"Why?"

"I don't wanna be a queen, it's a responsibility."

"It's not if you are with someone you love."

He grabbed softly my hand as i gulped. I looked deep into his eyes and he didn't seem such a jerk for the first time in his life.

"What's this fucking feeling, i hate it."

"It's called love."

"Fuck you, i don't like it.."

"You're gonna have to get used to it cupcake."

"Cupcake your ass."

"Are we talking about your ass, cause you sure have a sweet one."

"Oh god, you are the worst."

"Love you too."

"Love you too and DIE."