❤Alex Hirsch X Reader One-Shots❤

☁56☁ || Maniacs {Part One}.

Based on the movie "2001 Maniacs" 😌

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Welcome to Pleasant Valley, name's y/n Buckman! I am living here with my sisters and my parents, my father is the major. Every year we celebrate the " Guts and Glory Jubilee" in honour of the American Civil War.

But there's one problem.

Pleasant Valley is just a cemetery- a memorial for 2001 Confederate villagers who were massacred 140 years earlier by renegade Union troops during the Civil war. A plague reveals that the town's presidents will not rest until the crime has been paid back; 2001 villagers were killed, 2001 northerners must be killed.

My parents say that i was born to kill people, that's my life's goal. To say the truth, i don't like it too much. I just want to end all this so i can go away from this town. And as the " Guts and Glory Jubilee" is ready to start we can all see a car in the distance.

*meanwhile*

" I TOLD YOU, WE ARE LOST!" Jason screamed to Mark's ear from behind as Jack was laughing his ass off. " C'mon, we are for sure near to Los Angeles!" Mark smiled driving as Alex was looking at his phone. " No, we are in Pleasant Valley, you took the wrong turn you idiot!" Alex facepalmed as Jack continued laughing. " Shut up you, i will come back there!" Mark frowned threatening him but Jack continued without caring a bit. " Dang it, wow wait.. look a sign!" Jason smiled pointing at a sign that was saying " Pleasant Valley". " What the freak is Pleasant Valley"? Jack raised his eyebrow as Alex looked at him. " I guess we will find out soon as Mark being a clever ass for once in his life, he drives straight there!" Alex chuckled as Mark rolled his eyes. " Ha ha ha, very funny dude..." Mark chuckled as hie eyes widened, pressing the brake in seconds as he stopped the car, all looking at the residents that had circle the car and were screaming happy and celebrating.

" Eh.. Hi?"

the man with the red hair raised his eyebrow confused as my father walked towards him.

" WELCOME TO PLEASANT VALLEY, COME OUT, COME OUT PLEASE!!"

My father screamed welcoming them smirking as they looked at him scared.

" Wow what's with your eye dude?"

the guy with the blue eyes pointed my father's eye that was covered with an eye patch as he growled.

" HA HA HA YOU DUDE ARE FUNNY, COME OUT SO WE CAN MEET YOU!"

my father laughed as they got out still a bit scared looking at us.

" YOU WILL OF COURSE STAY TO CELEBRATE WITH US THE " Guts and Glory Jubilee " ! "

" You know, we are kinda in a hurry.."

the guy with the green hair spoke.

" Okay okay but meet my daughters first!"