(a/n : Warning, spoilers and language is used for this content. Enjoy! )
Kenma's POV
How the fuck do I look for cheat codes when all these fucking fan-mail and porn ads pop up, this is just disgusting.
I sigh and continue to search for cheat codes when suddenly I hear something crash onto the floor. I run to my room and take out a bat.
If one of my glass bowls broke, I'm gonna-
My thoughts were interrupted by a sudden crashing behind me. When I turned around, I look to my surprise to who it was.
"Stupid rope! Oh- Heyyy kenma-sann.."
"Akaashi wtf you doin man. Get tf outta my house gdi."
"No 'YOLO-' ?"
"No gtfo."
I watched as he left and I went right back to searching for cheat codes.
⬆ Based on Chapter #11 ⬆
⬇Based on the new story⬇
"Wait, that makes no fucking sense. First Akaashi is deaf, then he becomes a killer? Your stories itself make nO FUCKING SENSE-"
/he is slapped/
Admin: "Kuroo stfu or I swear to god- you know what. Akaashi let's kill him first."
Akaashi nods.
"Sure I guess."
Admin: "OK CREW WE NEED A FAKE GUN WITH LIGHT EFFECT AND FAKE BLOOD PLEASE!"
Akaashi and Kuroo stare at each other and start practicing the scene.
Admin: "okayy.. ACTION!"
Kuroo's POV
"Please akaashi.. This isn't you.."
"Hope you like metal cause it's on your death plate."
BANG
"CUT!"
Admin: "Wtf was that. First Akaashi, honey you read your line wrong, also Kuroo you are a weak mofo gdi. And WHY THE HELL DOES THE GUN SHOOT CONFETTI!? CUT THIS OUT AND LETS RETRY AGAIN ALRIGHT!? AND CHANGE THE GOD DAMN GUN FOR GODS SAKE!"
➡End of Crack 1.0⬅
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Deaf || BokuAka
FanfikceIn this Haikyuu AU it's two peas in a pod, Bokuto decides to gather his courage to invite his most precious person to a festival, only to experience what lies ahead.. >
