Aries: FRICK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: shoot I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: *sleeps through it*
Cancer: *won't stop screaming*
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today?? My hair looks so good today!
Libra: vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: finally
Saggitarius: there's so much more stupid sh*t I wanted to do awww man
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: haha B*tches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen NOW DIE... slowly... painfully
Pisces: can't even hear it going on because listening to music on MAX
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThe signs as, squads, randomness. And how you will do everything based on your Zodiac Sign.
