Zodiac Signs

The signs as college roomates

Aries: jumps onto their bed and hurts a part of their body, promptly asks "did you see that"

Taurus: labels everything in shared  fridge as "mine", but shares it anyway

Gemini: accidentally slams the door at 3 in the morning, apologizes loudly

Cancer: is never home as in how many things they are involved in only home to eat ramen and binge with Netflix

Leo: rearranged everything in the shower as in how much soap is left in the bottle

Virgo: does homework that's due in a month, questions your work ethic

Libra: orders pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn't miss your favorite topping

Scorpio: falls out of bed hysteric and complains all about the cute boys/girls on campus

Sagittarius: spends the time they should be studying watching old YouTube memes

Capricorn: is silent for hours then shouts "FUDGE" about something that they were supposed to do two hours ago

Aquarius: looks up from laptop on a Sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever they were doing

Pisces: mutters under their breathe while cleaning, the muttering is actually old Taylor Swift songs