Zodiac Signs

How the signs got expelled from school

Aries: breaking someone's nose

Taurus: ordered tons of pizza on the principals credit card

Gemini: changed their grades on the teachers computer

Cancer: called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls

Libra: snuck vodka in a water bottle and threw up

Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: brought their cat to school and scratched someone

Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for