The signs as bad decisions

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Aries: listening to loud music at night

Taurus: helping to many people at once

Gemini: hacking nudes

Cancer: sleeping through the apocalypse

Leo: becoming famous as a joke

Virgo: wearing to much black in July

Libra: writing an essay late

Scorpio: doing drugs

Sagittarius: summoning Satan

Capricorn: ignoring intense pain

Aquarius: not wearing socks

Pisces: midnight "snacking"

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