Aries: gosh fudging dam it *breaks down door*
Taurus: shot man!!!
Gemini: fight me you stupid door
Cancer: FUDGE *sobs* you *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED OF I WAS WEARING SHOES!!!!
Libra: goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door hinges off* NO MORE!!!
Saggitarius: *hits the door* STOP!
Capricorn: *bites their fists* No I'm fine it's totally not broken...
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
Pisces: but... why me?!?
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Zodiac Signs
AcakThe signs as, squads, randomness. And how you will do everything based on your Zodiac Sign.
