Aries: Assault and battery
Taurus: Drug dealing
Gemini: Identity theft/Impersonation
Cancer: 7 million over due library books
Leo: Led a Mafia
Virgo: Breaking into a museum and stealing a painting
Libra: Shoplifting cute clothes
Scorpio: Murder
Sagittarius: Resisting Arrest
Capricorn: Money laundering
Aquarius: Hacking government web sites
Pisces: In possession and attempted to sell psychedelics
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Zodiac Signs
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