The Signs As Parents

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Aries: He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fudger a lesson *takes out belt*

Taurus: Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party, your not going because I said so

Gemini: So tell me how is everything going with Jacob? Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel

Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want some snacks? Remember your seatbelt and don't drive drunk

Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on

Virgo: How are your grades? Your struggling with math? Let me help you

Libra: Remember to be nice to everyone and don't forget your manners

Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit I'll give you to the count of three

Sagittarius: I think you look like a freaking homeless person, go change

Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you

Aquarius: Lmao do whatever you want I love you

Pisces: *hugs you, kisses you, and smothers you all the time*

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