Aries: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME? OH SH*T GIRL, HOLD MY SH*T!
Taurus: *Frantically searches for the nearest kebab*
Gemini: I'm trying not to start sh*t, I swear!!
Cancer: Is relatively sober, ends up holding back Virgo's hair
Leo: *Dances on tables, doesn't pay for any drinks*
Virgo: Overestimated their tolerance, ends up with their head in the toilet an hour into the night
Libra: *gets pissed off when the group can't pick a place to go, ends up cabbing home at 2 AM before the real fun's started*
Scorpio: Gets wicked hammered, tells a stranger their life story
Sagittarius: YOU GUYS, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CAB? WALKING IS SO MUCH MORE FUN! *breaks heel, falls over, proceeds to call cab*
Capricorn: The definition of drunk
Aquarius: Makes 50 new friends on the way to the bathroom
Pisces: The intellectual drunk. You know who you are
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Zodiac Signs
FanfictionI know There are like 20000 of these but make that 20001 now
