Aries: ooooOoOuChh :(
Taurus: They didn't stub their toe in the first place
Gemini: WHY ME!!
Cancer: *Bursts into tears for twenty minutes*
Leo: *Falls to the ground in pain*
Virgo: Fuck!
Libra: *Squeals while jumping up and down*
Scorpio: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuckk ow
Sagittarius: *Cries a river*
Capricorn: *Curses under breath*
Aquarius: It doesn't affect them
Pisces: *Doesnt stop crying and rolling on the floor until 2078*
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Zodiac Signs
FanfictionI know There are like 20000 of these but make that 20001 now