On The First Day Of Christmas My Aries Gane To Me: A Cherry Bomb On My Doorstep
On The Second Day Of Christmas My Taurus Gave To Me: Two Nasty Glares And One Stubborn Streak
On The Third Day Of Christmas My Gemini Gave To Me: Three(Hundred) Open Tabs, Two Chemical Experiments, And One Debate
On The Fourth Day Of Christmas My Cancer Gave To Me: Four Empty Boxes Of Tissues, Three Boxes Of Cookies, Two Personalities, And One I Heart Mom
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Leo Gave To Me: Five Temper Tantrums, Four Purrs, Three Whines, Two Cuddles, And One Big Argument
On The Sixth Day Of Christmas My Virgo Gave To Me: Six Cleaning Wipes, Five Nags, Four Diet Plans, Three Bottles Of Bleach, Two Garbage Bags, And One Toilet Scrubber
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas My Libra Gave To Me: Seven Changed Minds, Six Bathroom Breaks, Five Credit Card Bills, Four Designer Brands, Three Drunk Texts, Two Lovers, And One Broken Heart
On The Eighth Day Of Christmas My Scorpio Gave To Me: Eight Death Threats, Seven Pocket Knives, Six Questionable Website Links, Five Craigslist Ads, Four Disposable Phones, Three Encryption Codes, Two Broken Bones, And One Wild Night
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas My Sagittarius Gave To Me: Nine Spider Species, Eight Drunken Stupors, Seven Bank Robberies, Six Albums Of The Doors, Five Philosophical Quotes, Four Arsons, Three Existential Crises, Two Tears, And One Stupid Smile
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas My Capricorn Gave To Me: Ten To-Do Lists, Nine Screams, Eight Coupons, Seven Chores, Six Bouts Of Passive Aggressiveness, Five Silent Treatments, Four Sarcastic Remarks, Three Sneers, Two Eye Rolls, And One Migraine
On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas My Aquarius Gave To Me: Eleven Conspiracy Theories, Ten Questionable Tattoos, Nine Mind Games, Eight Robotic Expressions, Seven Fake Feelings, Six Unfinished Projects, Five Invention Ideas, Four Lab Coats, Three Feelings, Two Cryptic Tests, And One Brutally Honest Statement
On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas My Pisces Gave To Me: Twelve Prescription Drugs, Eleven Glitter Bottles, Ten Personal Issues, Nine Booty Calls, Eight Dead Plants, Seven Knitted Blankets, Six Odd Fantasies, Five "Its No My Fault"s, Four Stolen Necklaces, Three Therapists, Two Art Projects, And One True Friend
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
FanfictionI know There are like 20000 of these but make that 20001 now
