AN: Hey guys! I'm so glad you guys liked the last chapter! And yea, drunk Tori was really fun to write... :P
It's funny to me how much you guys enjoy when the characters indulge in illegal activities! Just remember kids, Drugs and Alcohol are NOT the answer! ...Unless you ask me what I'm doing this weekend! ;D
Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am i? O_o
Enjoy!
Tori
"Mom… Mom turn off the light please." I groan into the pillow. "And please kill that bird that's yelling outside yea? Thanks."
"Well, I can't help with your first request, seeing as the light you're referring to is our sun." I hear a teasing voice, that is most definitely not my mom's, say from somewhere near me. "But perhaps I can help you with your bird issue. I just need a small stone and a rubber band."
"J-Jade?" I try lifting my head from the pillow to look over at her, only to let out a loud groan and let it drop back down when a sharp pain shoots through it. "Jade, why do I feel like someone slammed my head repeatedly with a door?" I whimper as I bring an unsteady hand up to massage my temple. "And why won't that stupid bird just shut up?" I cry pressing the pillow into my ears.
"You, my friend, are experiencing your first hang over." She says with a chuckle.
"Hang ov- What? I-I was drunk?" I ask as I roll myself over to look at her, squinting at the brightness in the room. She's leaning back against my desk with her arms folded across her chest, and an amused smile on her lips. "B-but I don't even drink…" I stammer.
"Clearly." She snorts. "We gotta work on your tolerance, Vega." She adds with a smirk. "We can't have you getting this shitfaced every time we wanna have some fun, now can we?" It's not until then that I notice her wet hair and clean clothes.
"Did you-when did you shower? Where'd you get those clothes? What time is it?" I blurt out trying to turn around and look at the clock on my nightstand only for the room to start spinning and the pain in my head to return, causing me to cringe.
"It's already noon. You've been out like a rock all day." She informs me as she plops down next to me on the bed. "I used your parent's car to go shower and pick up some clothes at my house and you were still sleeping when I came back. So, seeing as I'm bored out of my mind and you were such a great source of entertainment last night," she says with a sly grin. "I tore open the curtains so you'd finally wake up and come seize the day with me." I let out a loud elongated groan and cover my face with my hands. "Oh come on, princess." She chuckles. "Wash up and join me downstairs. I have something that'll help you feel better." With that she jumps off the bed and disappears out the door.
I somehow manage to sit up, and as soon as the room stops spinning, I slowly make my way to the bathroom. I close the door and start heading to the shower, when my reflection in the bathroom mirror makes me freeze.
"What in the world…" I gasp as I stare at myself. My hair is a complete glitter-covered mess. I have around fifteen different plastic necklaces hanging from my neck and another twenty bracelets on each wrist. I have four clip-on earrings hanging from my left ear, while my right one bares a single one. And perhaps the strangest thing of all is the pink wrinkled tutu I have hiked up to my stomach. "Why do I look like a Hispanic version of Ke$ha?" I mutter as I begin to take off all the strange objects and step into the shower.
Thirty minutes later I'm making my way downstairs feeling relatively better. I see Jade lounging on the couch with her feet up on the table, watching some crime investigation show on tv while simultaneously working on a crossword puzzle. I drop down next to her and let out a loud sigh.
