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* A blond is answering a question because she is competing in a pageant
Question: What is the capitol of Texas?
Blonde: T
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Blonde:I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.
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This one is longggggggg......
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!”
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!”
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry - I had no idea,” gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The Pilot replies, “I told her First Class isn’t going to Melbourne.”
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Two blondes were on holiday in Navajo country and they drove through a small township called 'Chihanchako'.
The one blonde turned to the other and said, “Gee how do ya pronounce that?”
The other one shrugged and said, “Maybe we can ask when we stop for lunch.”
So in the small township they stopped and walked into a fast food place where the first blonde said, “Excuse me but how do ya pronounce this place we’re in?”
The blonde girl behind the counter looked them both up and down, rolled her eyes, and said slowly “B–U–R–G–E–R – K–I–N–G”.
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Question: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Answer: She wanted to "make-up" her mind.
