–––––1st joke–––––
Grandpa : Hey kid what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kid: kids don't eat broccoli
–––––2nd joke–––––
Dad: Son, you better pass your exam or else you can just forget me as your father
-5 hrs. later-
Dad: So son, how was your exam?
Son: Who the hell are you?
–––––3rd joke–––––
Son: Dad, I had a little problem at school today but I solved it. Ohh.... and here is your gun back
Dad: *Gasp*
–––––5th joke–––––
-Man's wife in laying in hospital bed-
Man: Please tell me darling, what is your last desire?
Woman: Nothing more. i just want to check my facebook status.
