–––––1st joke–––––
-Derp joke-
Derpina(girl): I look horriible, fat, and ugly...... pay me a compliment. (Looking in mirror)
Derp(guy): You have great eye sight.
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Derpina: Dad ! Dad ! Dad ! Wake up !
Derpina's dad: WHAT ! ! ! ! !
Derpina: You forgot to take your pills for sleep.
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Derp: Derpina. I want to tell you something. I like your-
Derpina: Let me guess.....My looks, My style, how funny I am......
Derp: I was gonna say...... your sister.
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Reporter: So how did you become a millonaire?
Millionare ( Derp ) : Well, let's just say it was all thanks to my wife.
Wife: *smiles
Reporter: So what were you before you were a millionaire
Millionaire: A billionaire
Millionaire's Wife ( Derpina ) : *gasp
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Derp's dad: So Derp, how was school
Derp: Good. The teacher asked a question and only I knew the answer.
Derp's dad: What was the question?
Derp: Who farted?
