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Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way!
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Yo mama is so hairy when she walked up to king kong she said "The family reunion is over there."
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Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she puts the sun out of buisness for good.
