Never met someone like you. [Legolas Story] *Wattys2014*

Santa Claus

WARNING: There will be some language here that isn't suitable for young readers, it is PG-13 for a reason. Thank you and Enjoy! (On the side is a picture of Valerie Greene)

        I was up early in the morning cooking some waffles, this morning was different since I would be cooking for three because usually I would just cook for me and Skylar but this time I'll be also cooking for Mr.Elf guy who is sleeping in my guest room. I was cooking my waffles peacefully but that peace was interrupted as a slipper came flying passed my shoulder. "You little Bitch!" Skylar shrieked as she was standing at my doorway. "Good morning to you too!" I chirped back as I fixed my glasses on the bridge of my nose. "You left me all alone at the party last night!" She hissed as she came near me, "No I didn't, last I remembered I was left alone in the middle of the crowd." I said as I continued cooking.

She sighed and took a seat at the small table and said "My head hurts," as she slammed it against the table. "That is why I don't drink." I said but as Skylar raised her head again with a sleepy and exhausted look Legolas came out of his room wearing only the sweat pants and he said without looking at us "This Twilight book sounds awful." but as he looked up he froze as he saw Skylar. Skylar was practically drooling over Legolas' well built chest that was exposed in my very own kitchen. Skylar then looked at me with a look that says did you just slept with this man? "Who is your friend Val?" she asked with a teasing look towards me. My cheeks burned and I said "Oh! Last night my family friend Legolas stopped by," Skylar then stood up and went up to me and whispered "You didn't tell me you had a hot friend."

I rolled my eyes and looked at Legolas who looked embarrassed, poor guy-- no! Poor elf. "Uhh.. Legolas can you please go put on a shirt, we are about to have some breakf--" but I was cut off by Skylar's elbow hitting me in the ribs. "Legolas this is my best friend, Skylar Warren," I introduced them, Skylar then took a step forward and stuck her hand out with a flirtatious look on her face as she said "Nice to meet you," and again Legolas flinched back as she stuck her hand out. I then gestured him to shake her hand and Legolas then said and surprisingly he did it so naturally like he has done it before, "Legolas Thranduillion, You are the best friend who lives next to us," he said, as he said us it made me blush madly. Skylar shook his hand slowly wanting it to linger but Legolas pulled away.

"So Val here has talked about me, I wonder what else she told you about me." she said as she shot me a glare. "Valerie here just told me you are her best friend and that you live next door," Legolas covered for me. I was finally done with the waffles and I told Legolas "Shirt please." he then looked down at his chest and his cheeks grew red, "Oh I am sorry, If you'll excuse me." as he walked out of the kitchen and back to his room. Skylar then turned towards me with her blonde hair swaying over her shoulder and she said "Why didn't you tell me you had a sex God for a friend!?" "Oh God Skylar! Please don't talk about him that way!" I said as I set the table with three plates.

"So how long is Legolas gonna stay here?" Skylar asked as if she was planning to do something to him which for some strange reason made me angry. "He is staying for a while since uhhh... his mother died and he wanted to get away from all the drama and pain." I said, "Oh, that's sad. Where is he from?" Skylar asked "England." I answered, Legolas then came out wearing the shirt I gave him last night. Then he sat at the table, it was a good thing that he knew what the utensils was but I wasn't sure he knew what waffles are. While Skylar was focused eating her waffles, Legolas looked at me with pleading eyes to teach him. He looked like a lost puppy.

I then ate my waffles showing Legolas how to eat it and once the waffles was in his mouth his eyes widen then he commented "Wow! Valerie you cook good food!" then again the heat went to my cheeks making me chuckle but then Skylar butted in saying "She is, but I'm better." while she gave him a wink. That's when I noticed that Skylar had a better look at Legolas then she touched his ears making Legolas flinched back, startled. I was expecting that.