The Funniest Teenage Posts

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i) Dear Crush,
Don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on a Christmas Eve...

Sincerely, you were on my wish list.

ii) We all have that one friend who has the dirtiest mind.

iii) I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.

iv) No! I'm not being immature. I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.

v) I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then screw it, you're going first!

vi) That moment when you finally relax and your mom calls you to do something.

vii) We all know that one person who screams "It's raining" in the middle of the class.

viii) When your girlfriend blocks you on FB...

It's called an electronic divorce!

ix) Have you ever realized that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long?

x) Simon say JUMP! Very good! But, Simon didn't say land, so you all are out.

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