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i) Only exercise I do is run................ Out of money

ii) That awkward moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you and they're already looking at you.

iii) That awkward moment when you realize that you still count on your fingers.

iv) That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
(A/N: I do this every time)

v) That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out of your mouth when you're talking to someone.

vi) There are 4 stages in life: First, you believe in Santa, then you don't believe in Santa, then you act like Santa, and then you look like Santa.

vii) Any computer science student who can hack into his university's system and change his grade to an A deserves it.

viii) If a person says a wrong word, it's mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent.

ix) Do dogs ever wonder why we don't lick them back?

x) I swear some songs have noises in the background that make you think your mom is calling you from downstairs and it gets me everytime.

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