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i) When your pen runs out :

5% Calmly get a mew one....

95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE....!!!!!

ii) YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE?

False.
You live everyday.
You only die once.

iii) I sleep too much - Parents Complain.

Don't get enough sleep - Parents Complain.

I eat too much - Parents Complain.

I don't eat enough - Parents Complain.

I'm always in my room - Parents Complain.

I go out too much - Parents Complain.

I CAN'T WIN

iv) When you don't know if a car is going to let you cross.

v) When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lay there and take a nap.

vi) Life is so much funnier with a dirty mind.

vii) Me: Mom, I love you.
Mom: I love you too!

Me: Dad, I love you
Mom: Leave me I don't have
money.

viii) It's nice when people remember the things you thought they'd forget.

ix) You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

x) Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?

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