helo am spodermen
n 2 dai am guna tlk bout crustmaz
crustmaz is teh tiem of teh yeer wen pplz get presents.
but 3 typez of ppl don't get presents on crustmaz
jusus crust, fagits, & jewz
k
dis year am askin for 800 bichz 2 fuk
it makez me happi
nao am guna go decerate mi swegmas tree, brb
k am beck
mi swegmas tree is complete
i hung up bichz on an string and put dem on
nao am guna maek some cookiez 4 santuh
jk fuk tht fat fuk
jusus crust kepz tellin me tet teh troo meanin ahf crustmaz is about him
fuk u jusus am not gettin u an present
ill by u sum yolosweg clothez
cuz ur an fagit
k
anywayz merry crustmaz from spodermen
"And Jusus!"
shut teh fuk up jusus, i dun caer if itz ur birthday
