my favourite songs :)

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE VS DR. SEUSS

A/N- best one ever xD

William Shakespeare:

Come bite my thumb, I hope you know the stakes,

I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades

Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks

I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard, my rhymes are classic,

Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid

Ye hoebag!

You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads

Egads, it's so sad and to top it off you're not a doctor

I've never seen a softer author

You crook, you,

I bet you wrote the Twilight books too

The Cat in the Hat:

I would not, could not on a boat,

Read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote

Even Horton deosn't want to hear you

And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you

You bore people to death,

You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth

I entertain a child of any age,

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat

You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best selling book about me coming back

William Shakespeare:

I'm switching up my style, like the Beatles with my pieces

Each is such a wonder, with a plethora of features

You're pathetically predictable

You think your new book, might include a trisyllabic meter

And some ghetto muppet creatures

The Bard is in the building, it's a castle I'm a boss

I bet I'm Parliament, I'm positive, I'm killing it,

I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera

A baller-baller on some cricket bowler business

While you're sitting in the bleachers

The Cat in the Hat:

You rap fast, you do! Yes, you rap fast it's true,

Now let's see how you rap versus Things one and two

The Things 1 & 2:

Oh, no! We'll smash your globe

Yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show

You can take your fancy words and send them back home to your mama

Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pyjamas

Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs

We'll break off-a your legs

Make no mistake, we in a rage

All does not end well when we bust out our cage

You getting' upstaged Bill, yo, you just got played!