Supernatural chat rooms 1.

family reunion

Lucifer and Raphael have entered the chat room

Raphael: um, we were never that close were we?

Lucifer: nope.

Gabriel, and Michael joined

Michael: Hello, Raphael. Where is humanity? She kicked Zachariah in the groin and slapped Crowley so hard he fell even further in hell's garbage shoot.

Lucifer: I'm having mixed feelings about her. . .

Gabriel: I love that kid. . .

Raphael: I don't know/don't care.

Michael: huh, because I could have sworn I ordered you to keep her in your rooms so she can sleep and be energetic by Zachariah so he can get kicked in the groin again.

Raphael: I AM NOT HAVING THAT DEVIL CHILD IN MY ROOMS!

Michael: Well you didn't so. . .

Raphael: Michael. . ..

Raphael: whatever your planning don't do it.

Michael: cupid duty.

Raphael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Michael: oh yes.

Gabriel: NO CHILL MICHAEL.

Lucifer: no mercy.

Raphael: *crying*

Michael: *laughing*

God joined

God: Michael have mercy and be nice to your brother.

All of the angels joined

Loading to many messages at once.

Zachariah: dad?

Hannah: DADDY!

Uriel: I guess I missed you.

Samandriel: dad! Finally, I've been cooped up with these crazy people long enough.

Theodohr: *crying* please come back daddy.

Gabriel: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE.

Michael: I will fucking murder you.

Raphael: no, just no. This can't be happening.

Anna: dad help please.

Michael: shut up Anna.

Castiel: *deletes life history* dad? Why? When? How? Where?

Michael: dad if you stay I will give you a kitten.

Metetron: yup, that plan seems pretty solid.

Nilah: daddy can youz pwease comes back?

God: yes I'm coming back.

Michael: do I still have kill Luci?

God: yes.

Lucifer: I fucking hate you dad.

Michael: please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.

Lucifer: why do you care?

Michael:

God: your still killing Lucifer

Michael: I always liked Amara better than you.

Young angel: daddy pwease come back. *cries*

Zachariah: I'd listen.

Lucifer: why am I even here.

Random demon joined

Demon: Lucifer? What are you- DA FUCK?!?!!??

Lucifer:*sigh*

Michael: please can I not kill him?

God: your going to kill him and the the rest of you get out of the chat room except me and Michael, I'll be up in Heaven in a sec.

The Garrison, demon, Gabriel, and Raphael left the chat room.

Michael: what?

God: what's up with you?

Michael: what do you mean?

God: I'm asking you why you suddenly keep asking if you don't have to kill your brother.

Michael: um, I don't know, because he is my brother and I love him.

God: Really? Why?

Michael: because he is my brother. And I love him.

Lucifer: awe, I love you to big brother.

Michael: wha- since when were you here?

Lucifer: since I didn't get out of the chat room.

God: I told everyone to get out.

Michael: You are different.

God: you are killing him whether you like it or not.

To be continued. . .in the chatroom.

DUN DUN DUN!