Once upon a time, in the magical fest of the pizzeria junk, Stan was surprisingly existent. After this whole fucking time of abandoning this place. Stan still had the guts to have Kik and other social sites. Such as another Chatzy room. He left FCARP for a one big reason. He was incoherent and constantly horny... From this... The story begins...
Stan was peacefully taking a 'decent' selfie to send for his friend. Maddie. This day was great. Stan soon finished up and mailed the photo to Maddie on Kik. It looked astonishing... The way of how smooth his head was... Almost like an unpeeled, hard boiled egg...
Maddie, however, dropped with side-splitting laugher at it, internally ashamed. She hence decided to share the big shame on the FCARP chat! Everyone simply loved it! Stan was Godly sexy...
But the Stan still felt like he was missing something... Only 'one person' knowing about his legendary selfie this year was a sheer loss. Stan thought deeply to himself as he was shitting on the toilet, his chin resting on his fist, his eyebrows also furrowed.
Stan's bold head then started glowing blindingly bright, as if it was a lightbulb when a fictional character has a marvelous idea.
Stan promptly rammed himself from the toilet seat, pulling up his rich shorts without wiping his arse.
Stan then zoomed over to his phone and turned on the well known app. Kik. He scrolled through the messages... And scrolled... Through many prostitutes and manwhores of his contacts... Until he finally found who he allured for! Brandon, that is!
Stan then began typing with his sexy fingers,
Glitch (creepypasta): Hey brandon, wanna see my sexy selfie? ;^*
Brandon: Um, sure I guess
Glitch: *sends his sexy selfie* Here you go m'boi.
Brandon, in reality, had got caught up in the photo. It was something too astonishing to look away for. God, was Stan beautiful. And Brandon was NOT afraid to admit that!
Brandon: Omg stan you look amazing!
Glitch: hehe thanks I tried just for you
Brandon blushes from behind the screen,
Brandon: Stan stop youre making me feel smutty again!!!!
Stan made a rape face.
Glitch: Me too. Why do you heff to be mad?
Brandon widened his eyes, speechless. It was the time of his life... Stan, his dearest crush had made the first move!
Brandon: ....
Last message seen: 40 minutes ago.
Brandon: *gives his fucking phone number and address*
