*news theme* BREAKING NEWS! MELODY HAS COME ACROSS A RECENT OBSESSION WITH COWS AND COW PUNS! We have some of Melody's close frens here to share their opinions on her recent obsession. Here's TheFanFictionFreak on her fren's recent obsession.
So Emily, how do you feel about this recent obsession?
"Melody... Is a loser. She has no life! No frens! And no one who loves her... She spends the majority of her time listening to Twenty One Pilots, playing Minecraft, and obsessing over... COWS. I hate her. I hate cows. I hate her obsession with cows. And how CRAZY it is! And also, in case I haven't mentioned, I. Hate. Her. *awkwardly swooshes away*"
*comercial break* LALALALALALALALA BUY OUR SHAMPOO! *back to the show*
Well there you have it folks! That's @TheFanFictionFreak's opinion on her obsession. Here next we have Melody's close fren IRL, Hope Nara. (Ino-Shika-Cho)
So Hope, how do you feel about this cow obsession?
"I feel... So.... DISGUSTED! That you could love something that looks exactly like you, because it's like you have an obsession with yourself, which is just up-right disgusting! Cows, are disgusting. And they have four stomachs, which is not okay, because it means they get to eat more than us, so you should hate them, and not be obsessed with them. So the whole things kinda makes me throw up in my mouth, and I don't think we can be frens anymore."
So there you have it! Melody has no frens. That's all for today folks, see you next time on News With Mel.
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