16 years old how sad

name problems

Have u ever faced the what so called name problem? Well I have it and i hate it
Teaching people how to spell your name is not an easy task
I've done it so many times that now I just don't care because Im so used to it 😝
Being used to it taught me a new way to teach people my name and be pleased in what I do.
I have found my new fav hobby and that sometimes freaks people off (but I don't care)

I love telling the story of my name this is how usually a introduction of me would go:

*stranger*: hi nice to meet you
Me: nice to meet u too....
*stranger*: what's your....
Me: wanna hear the story off my name
*stranger*: ...
Me: you don't have to ask twice ill tell u
*stranger*: but...
Me: *ignores him/her* once upon a time my mother gave birth do a boy, that wasn't a regular birth she knew that she lost a lot a blood and that was dangerous because she was the O thype. 5 months later she found out that  she was pregnant again and this time it was a girl (a.k.a me)
The doctors told her to make an abortion was the only option because she could die)
*stranger*: are u sure this is a true story?
Me: shut up and listen, don't ruin the moment... Where was I.. Oh right,
She (my mom) was given the power of choice either do the abortion or possibly die after giving birth. My mom talked to my dad and they decided to trust on God and they decided to keep the baby. She was sent  to the USA because of the high pregnancy risk. After some months she gave birth to a very healthy child and...
*stranger*: did she died?
Me: no WTF, can u please let me finish OMG... *pauses for 10s* so.. After the birth she found out that there was no more risks and that everybody was okay.
That's why my name is Shemara because it means "in the sadness joy came".
*stranger*: wuau that's a touching story
Me: I know its me daaaaa

Then my sister will show up and say:
Sister: that's a lie she is using that story just to cover up the fact thay that her name really means "sour water"
Me: shut up you brat
Sister: do you have a death wish?
Me: get out, stop getting in the middle of other peoples conversations
Sister: who you think you are?
Me: what?
*stranger*: humm guys..
Me: shut up can't u see that were in the middle of something here
*stranger*: ...
Me: *continues to argue with older sister*
*stranger*: *realizes that he/her is in a uncomfortable situation* *leaves the place*