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Im the type of Girl that gets offended easily but also offends people very easily (shame on me I cant control my mind sometimes) 
In my island we have a thing called "consumbaus"  internationally known as roasting.
At the beginning it was just a joke between students but it grew bigger and bigger that everybody started to use it, it was a high fever and if you were good at it you were basically feared by many.

In my church it was no different ("we must be different from the world"... Yea in some stuffs we were the same as the outside or even worse.... Jk).

There were 3 categories
1- the dominants (the roasters)
2- the victims (The the ones who were the main cause of the roast or the ones. Whose other roast would be directed to)
3- Shemara's (the one that would try her best to today other but would fail miserably leading herself  to being a victim )

Pretty impressive right I had my own category... Actually it was a nightmare if I tried to do one in front of my church friends and fail even the victims. Would make fun of me.
The only time I would suceed at something was when I roasted my sister and the roast were about her.

Ex:
us talking about a friend of us that went to China and got handsome
me: wuaa so he is so handsome now
she: yess he is
me: i guess China's poluted hair makes people get prettier
*suddenly turns to my sister*
me: well u should go there too

Ex2
Us in the car
me: gets in carefully
she: gets in making the hole car move
me: omG your making the car move at some point we might fall
she: shut up you're such a moron
me: whut *confused face*

But they were considerate not fun because it was on my sister... But honestly that's some good shit 😂😂

I had to try my best but I was never a acknowledge that it was a waste of my talent ..
(Do not worry I got over it)

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A church things saga... Seems awesome and possible 😀

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