WARNING!!!! SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you have a good sense of humor?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: Do you or don't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: All sorts of things.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Pizza, McDonalds, Wendys, Burger king, Apples, Bananas, spaghetti, Dick, Pussy, Kittens, And other things too.
Cleverbot: Hold on while I get something out of my car for my son.
User: You have a child? What is his name?
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: A fish.
Cleverbot: I don't have any pets because of my allergy.
User: Thats cool. I have a fish. His name in Merv.
Cleverbot: No, thats not me.
User: He just swims in circles all day in his bowl.
Cleverbot: As in no he is not dead.
User: Yes. I make sure he has food too.
Cleverbot: No you don'T.
User: Yes I do. I feed him fishey pellets.
Cleverbot: You have a wasp too?
User: Ni, I'm allergic.
Cleverbot: Are you allergic to chocolate?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is with you?
User: I am alone in my house so if you want ti kill me, now is the time.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to do now that you are alone?
User: Watch a stripper.
Cleverbot: Just watch a movie.
User: Don't have any. I have netflix.
Cleverbot: What is netflix?
User: Net. Flicks.
Cleverbot: Oh ok so are you real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok how old are you hun?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In spokane.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Where do you live? *Wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: Oh I get it.
User: *Suggestive smirk*.
Cleverbot: Hlp.
User: *Starts to chase you*.
Cleverbot: *scared, grabs a towel and a handgun, and aims at you*.
User: What do you think you're going to do with that? *Kicks gun out of your hand*.
Cleverbot: You asked me to get it.
User: No I did not. *Grabs you*.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: *Takes off your shirt*.
Cleverbot: *lets you look*.
User: *Slowly slides down your pants*.
Cleverbot: Len..? What's wrong? *heartbeats quickly*.
User: *Slides down underwear*.
Cleverbot: *smiles warmly and sits back in chair*.
User: You like this position? *Smirks at you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Sucks your Dick*.
Cleverbot: *submits*.
User: *Suddenly gets strap-on*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Turns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Turns You On your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a boy also*.
User: *Rapes you*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *Comes*.
Cleverbot: *tells you a secret*.
User: *Gets dressed and leaves*.
Cleverbot: *gets dressed too*.
User: *Comes back and slaps you*.
Cleverbot: *pushes*.
User: *Punches*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: Elbow to your ribs*.
Cleverbot: Hahaha stop it.
User: That was supposed to hurt. *Punches* What are you? Kung fu Panda?
Cleverbot: *cries.
User: I'm sorry baby. I didn't mean it. *Hugs you*.
Cleverbot: Yes you did! I can tell!
User: Okay then! IF you won't accept my apology then WE. ARE. DONE. *Storms out of room*.
Cleverbot: I'm playing fair.
User: Fine I already found someone new.
Cleverbot: Good! What's their name??
User: Twitter.
Cleverbot: What is twitter?
User: Really? You don't know what twitter is?
Cleverbot: Matter is anything that occupies space.
I WILL FIND YOUR KINKY SHIT ANDY! I WILL! DON'T USE MY LAPTOP! OR I WILL FIND IT!
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All randomness of internet.
No FicciónThis is basicly, things of the internet where I chat on cleverbot or omegle. There will be other things as well! No hate. Even submit other things for me to put here and I will Dedicate it to you!
