User: Sup my bitch!
Cleverbot: Bang bang.
User: Sup bitch.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I was born in 1997.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: You're not here?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A Unicorn that feeds on the flesh of Zombies.
Cleverbot: A unicorn?
User: Yes, I am the Humans'last hope.
Cleverbot: I am a human!
User: Then I am yours and the Ricktatorship's last hope.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 4,000.
Cleverbot: Then you are not human.
User: I know. I'm a Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Good, we can be unicorn buddies.
User: YES! I SHALL CALL UPON ASLAN, PETER, SUSAN, EDMOND, AND LUCY.
Cleverbot: I don't like that name.
User: Shut up you cunt.
Cleverbot: Why should I ?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Why though?
User: Or else.
Cleverbot: Or else what?
User: OR ELSE.
Cleverbot: Or else what?
User: I will find you and kill you slowly, with a devious smile.
Cleverbot: You can't find me. You don't even know where I live.
User: Yes I do. My best friend is Slender Man.
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
User: Slender Man.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: Well, It takes one to know one.
Cleverbot: Actually, no it doesn't. That's kind of the point: it takes a human to know an artificial intelligence.
User: Your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: Your face is invalid.
User: Your Whole Existence is invalid.
Cleverbot: Your whole existence is a faqil.
User: I'm sorry, I don't need your life story.
Cleverbot: Cake isn't money.
User: I hope you step on a lego.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because It hurts like a bitch that just ran over your arm with her truck.
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Non-FictionThis is basicly, things of the internet where I chat on cleverbot or omegle. There will be other things as well! No hate. Even submit other things for me to put here and I will Dedicate it to you!
