Guess What Movie?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Funny.

Stranger: wtf??

You: Idk?

Stranger: we just ran over a small school bus!!

You: OH SHIT!

Stranger: did you see it?

Stranger: that was crazy man

You: Is the Busses windows okay?

Stranger: name the movie that's from...?

You: I'm only 15 with no social life! Give me a break!

Stranger: Hot Rod

Stranger: lol

You: RUN BITCH RUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

Stranger: why???

You: Name the movie.

Stranger: i'm only 20 with too much of a social life to watch movies. Give me a break.

You: It's scary movie. So funny.

Stranger: haha

You: How is New year?

Stranger: don't drop that duhduhduh don't drop that duh duh dudh

Stranger: lonely

You: Omg Don't drop that derk a derk.

You: Me too. I am sitting in the living room with my middle aged parents.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i'm sitting in my room at college alone.. away from family

You: At least I have Jay Leno to keep me company. They just went to bed.

You: And that sounds sad.

Stranger: Oh yeah Jay's a cool guy

Stranger: it's not too sad

You: Yeah. I'm used to it because i'm an only child.

Stranger: ah i see. I have 3 younger brothers.

Stranger: but everyone out here is on break and I didn't get to go home.

You: You must have a lot of love/hate in you life. Awe. I don't even get to go anywhere for break.

You: No friends to talk to.

You: Just my dog.

Stranger: does your dog talk back?

You: No. She is a strong, but silent type.

Stranger: so you're not insane. Good :)

You: My mother had me tested. So no, i'm not. :)

Stranger: what a fun mother.

You: I know. But in reality both my parents work, so when they get home they sit and read or watch tv then go to bed.

You: Yo ho yo ho a lonely life for me :)

Stranger: haha. that's how most parent's are

Stranger: at least in my experience...

You: Yeah. Sometimes I even get to blast music inside of my house.

Stranger: that would be fun

Stranger: i only get to blast it in my car

You: Oh. Well. It's fun for ten minutes till your ears hurt.

Stranger: yeah. and then when you're old you have to blast it just to hear the music

You: Yeah. My grandpa has to use hearing aides.

Stranger: too much loud music as a kid.

You: Maybe...

Stranger: rocking dat beethoven do

You: Don't forget the Mozart!

Stranger: Chopin

Stranger: Tschaivkosky

Stranger: schubert, Haiden, Bach

You: Watching Leonardo and his Mona Lisa.

Stranger: is that a movie?

You: No. Leonardo Da Vinci and his painting

Stranger: Blind guy walks into a fish market and says "hello Ladies"

Stranger: well i gotta scram, but i'll catch ya on the flip side

You: Omg. Why Have I never heard this joke!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: see yah

You: b ai

Stranger has disconnected.

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