You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Funny.
Stranger: wtf??
You: Idk?
Stranger: we just ran over a small school bus!!
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: did you see it?
Stranger: that was crazy man
You: Is the Busses windows okay?
Stranger: name the movie that's from...?
You: I'm only 15 with no social life! Give me a break!
Stranger: Hot Rod
Stranger: lol
You: RUN BITCH RUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
Stranger: why???
You: Name the movie.
Stranger: i'm only 20 with too much of a social life to watch movies. Give me a break.
You: It's scary movie. So funny.
Stranger: haha
You: How is New year?
Stranger: don't drop that duhduhduh don't drop that duh duh dudh
Stranger: lonely
You: Omg Don't drop that derk a derk.
You: Me too. I am sitting in the living room with my middle aged parents.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i'm sitting in my room at college alone.. away from family
You: At least I have Jay Leno to keep me company. They just went to bed.
You: And that sounds sad.
Stranger: Oh yeah Jay's a cool guy
Stranger: it's not too sad
You: Yeah. I'm used to it because i'm an only child.
Stranger: ah i see. I have 3 younger brothers.
Stranger: but everyone out here is on break and I didn't get to go home.
You: You must have a lot of love/hate in you life. Awe. I don't even get to go anywhere for break.
You: No friends to talk to.
You: Just my dog.
Stranger: does your dog talk back?
You: No. She is a strong, but silent type.
Stranger: so you're not insane. Good :)
You: My mother had me tested. So no, i'm not. :)
Stranger: what a fun mother.
You: I know. But in reality both my parents work, so when they get home they sit and read or watch tv then go to bed.
You: Yo ho yo ho a lonely life for me :)
Stranger: haha. that's how most parent's are
Stranger: at least in my experience...
You: Yeah. Sometimes I even get to blast music inside of my house.
Stranger: that would be fun
Stranger: i only get to blast it in my car
You: Oh. Well. It's fun for ten minutes till your ears hurt.
Stranger: yeah. and then when you're old you have to blast it just to hear the music
You: Yeah. My grandpa has to use hearing aides.
Stranger: too much loud music as a kid.
You: Maybe...
Stranger: rocking dat beethoven do
You: Don't forget the Mozart!
Stranger: Chopin
Stranger: Tschaivkosky
Stranger: schubert, Haiden, Bach
You: Watching Leonardo and his Mona Lisa.
Stranger: is that a movie?
You: No. Leonardo Da Vinci and his painting
Stranger: Blind guy walks into a fish market and says "hello Ladies"
Stranger: well i gotta scram, but i'll catch ya on the flip side
You: Omg. Why Have I never heard this joke!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: see yah
You: b ai
Stranger has disconnected.
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No FicciónThis is basicly, things of the internet where I chat on cleverbot or omegle. There will be other things as well! No hate. Even submit other things for me to put here and I will Dedicate it to you!