#WALMART

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

What do you think of those Wartune advertisments you keep seeing on alot of websites including Omegle?

Stranger: stupid

You: I don't care?

Stranger: they keep interrupting me with pretty images

You: Hmm...

Stranger: awesome art though

You: And how does this make you feel on a personal levle?

Stranger: nothing

You: Good. They are spawn of satan. YOU NEED SOME JESUS IN YOUR LIFE!

Stranger: wut

Stranger: I'm not even that faithful

You: THE LORD HAS CALLED!

You: lol me neither

Stranger: hehehe

You: Nothing makes you more uncomfortable than, "Hello I would like to talk to you about Jesus.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: my family is really religious

You: I don't like it so I blast rap with cussing when someone rings the door bell

Stranger: Well

Stranger: I can't do that

You: Like un edited Mackelmore

Stranger: it's against my philosophy

You: I see.

Stranger: I don't like being rude

Stranger: Unless they act like a bitch

You: I don't like being Awkward.

Stranger: me too

You: It makes me stupid.

You: not really

Stranger: when your chatting someone and they don answe

Stranger: really?

You: I know. I just spam the whole time

Stranger: how? do it to me

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Stranger: I see

Stranger: but usually fail on that

Stranger: I end up misspelling

Stranger: even my own name

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Stranger: ...

Stranger: crap

You: Oh. Once They replied. And it was...

You: Weird

Stranger: they cut you off?

You: No, i was spamming, and they replied after 10 minutes.

Stranger: well

Stranger: if they don't reply to me

Stranger: I wait for 20 seconds

Stranger: then Im done

You: Good for you. I am just too patient.

Stranger: well I can't wait that long

You: Yeah.

Stranger: my Internet will suddenly crash

You: It's just how I roll

Stranger: so I can't

Stranger: your computer must be good

Stranger: I'm using my iPod right now

Stranger: it's like 3 years old

You: All of my pepperoni is gone. and it was the cheap walmart one.

You: I wish I had a ipod.

Stranger: I haven't gone to Walmart

You: I love it.

Stranger: well you will wish you had a Samsung

You: Maybe...

Stranger: it doesn't break easily

You: I had a nook once

You: #WALMART

You: GoTherestgram

You have disconnected.

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