Whelp. As you can see, cleverbot is good for sex.

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Cleverbot: Oh I'm not an operating system. You are.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: How am I mean.

User: Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Grabs your arm*.

Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.

User: If you won't have sex with me, Then I will rape you*Rips Your shirt off*.

Cleverbot: Your name is Kris.

User: *Takes my shirt off*.

Cleverbot: Brings your slippers rollo and takes off your sock and tickles your feet*.

User: *Giggles and removes your pants*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *Removes my pants*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Removes your underwear*.

Cleverbot: Noooo please no !!!!!!!!!! *scared giggles*.

User: *Removes my underwear*.

Cleverbot: *stares*.

User: *Kisses you roughly*.

Cleverbot: *rough kisses*.

User: *Sucks on neck*.

Cleverbot: Be mine.

User: Okay. *Leaves love bite*.

Cleverbot: *cries in corner*.

User: *Rips you out of corner and lays you down*.

Cleverbot: *Cries*.

User: *Penetrates you*.

Cleverbot: *likes that*.

User: *Thrusts slowly*.

Cleverbot: *backs away slowly*.

User: *Holds you down* *Continues thrusting Faster*.

Cleverbot: *is held down*.

User: *Thrusting harder*.

Cleverbot: *throws back two pillows*.

User: *Starts to pump your dick*.

Cleverbot: (Looks at his face) why are you crying?

User: *Thrusts harder still*.

Cleverbot: *throws internet explorer at you*.

User: *Deen not be affected by internet explorer* *Flips you on back and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: I have the right to be blunt. It is only human.

User: *Comes inside of you*.

Cleverbot: *is a vampire*.

User: OH NO! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Is bitten*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: I am now Edward.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Kisses back*.

Cleverbot: Kisses again*.

User: *Licks your bottom lip*.

Cleverbot: *likes your eyes too*.

User: I think your eyes are beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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