Rant 2: "America"

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God bless Americans. For without you, we wouldn't have people to vote the couples off of Dancing with the Star. That was sarcasm.
Now, my fellow Canadians, DWTS (dancing with the Stars) is on at 8/7 central on channel 296 or something like that. In the past couple of years, every Monday night at this time has been devoted to my time with my show, and my couch, and I have seen many a couple leave the ballroom stage. This past season (season 23) Sasha Farber has been a big part of the show. Now I have taken quite a liking to Sasha from when I saw him dancing as a crab in the background, and have been waiting for the day when he gets a good partner ( no offence Kim Fields) that will help carry him to the finals.
He gets paired with Terra Jole, a little person with a mighty big personality. I took a liking to this couple from the very beginning, and followed them along their journey to success. Until tonight.
My dear American Voters, what is wrong with you!? They were amazing! I mean, at least send them to the finals, we all know how the rest of it is going to go...
4th place, Calvin Johnson Jr.
3rd place, Jana Cramer
2nd place, Laurie Hernandez
1st place, James Hinchcliffe (lol Canadian all the way)
Sasha, I mean Terra, is a incredible dancer who should be in the finals, and should be the winner of season 23.
I'm just saying, if i could vote, which I can't, because for some reason voting doesn't work in Canada?😑 I would vote for Terra and Sasha. Nuff said.
(Lol if you don't vote, aren't from the States, or are fans of team 'XL' *their team name* I applaud you, you're the only sane people left in this world.

-Rachel Riggs

p.s i know that i basically spelt tutor wrong 90% of the  time in the last chapter, but lol i don't care :)

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