The Small Book of Rants Caused By Those Unexpected

Rant 3: "The Moon"

Okay, so I'm sure you've all seen the moon. Like wherever you are you've definitely seen the moon, unless you live in Antarctica or something.
Well in the past few days, we've had what is called a 'SUPER MOON'.
Now, as cool as it sounds it really isn't that great. It only happens when the moon is at a certain position around its orbit where it is relatively closer to the earth than usual, and when a dull moon occurs at the same time causing it to look really big, bright, and close to earth. Lol Ik I learned something in geography.
So I'm sure you've also all heard about how weird things happen on full moons. Well yah, here we go.
So a little back flash...
My aunt, let's call her Angelica*, is um, well, let's say, different. I won't get into it, but long story short, when I came to her house I had to sit on a separate peace of carpet, on the carpet, and change into my "indoor socks", you catch my drift.
Well yah, so she invited us, my family and I, to go BOWLING!!!!!
Bowling ie: rental shoes, greasy food, and putting your hands in little incubators of sweat and finger lint, also known as bowling balls. So basically the opposite of her. So dirty.
Also, let's take a second to talk about Brandon Orozco* Brandon and I have known each other for years and it is easily enough to say that we have a love hate relationship. We've never really got along too well, and he's just one of those people that think he's too cool for his own good. So first of all, he called me 'Rachie' today, a nickname used by my friends and family, he's never called me that before. He asked me how I was and then proceeded to ask me if I needed a laptop and if he could get me one. What!?
Then yesterday I fell out of my chair, leaning over to try to get my pencil that was on the floor, and like I said, I fell, everyone laughed at me, and Brandon voluntarily stood up from across the room, In front of everyone, might I add, and reached out his hand to help me up. I front of everyone! Like what??? I could go on and on about this till my hand shrivel up and turn to prunes, but my thumbs are getting sore, so.
One last thing, a dear friend of mine who has basically ignored me for her new friends this year,  asked me if I wanted to go for lunch with her this week. Does she want her friends to see me? Does she want people to know that she talks to me? Why does she wa t to be seen with a Cotten head like me?
Anyway, here you are, so I guess let me just warn you of full moons. I have this cool little book from chapters about witches spells, and if there is another super moon tomorrow, I'm cracking it open, because I don't know how much more of this malarkey I can take!
-Rachel Efron