He's just not that into you ♡ muke

- 9 - two kids. a dog. - 9 -

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A few weeks before Luke turned twenty-six, Michael and him celebrated their friend-anniversary.

It's been eleven years since the fatal night when Michael stumbled upon drunken Luke and promised to make him beg for his release.

The day after, on the anniversary of Luke's devirgination (as Michael liked to call it) they also spent their time together, but instead of appreciating their friendship they focused on other things. Things they were both very thankful for.

It was Michael's turn this time to prepare something for the two of them to do. In the past, they'd go on trips, they treated each other with spa days and even jumped off a plane together.

Michael, who was very tired from work and organizing Ashton's party a week prior decided on a little less adventurous but still fun movie night.

He bought a nice selection of expensive wine, they've ordered take away and made themselves comfortable on Michael's couch.

A few bottles and cans of alcohol later the two best friends were dying from laughter as their old pictures were shown on the TV screen.

"Who's idea was to suck love bites all over my neck a day before taking class photos?" Luke was a giggling mess as if his teenager appearance wasn't hilarious enough, his neck was covered in marks he tried to cover with his mum's concealer.

"At least you made it to school that day." Michael was in tears, he tongue tripping on words. "I had fake sick as I could barely walk that day. You wanted to practice blow jobs the evening before and I swear to god I came at least five times."

Luke grinned and cuddled closer to Michael. "You were a great teacher and I a great student."

Michael wanted to say something but the younger man moved to the next picture that made them both cringe.

It was a photo Michael was forced to take. Luke was always too kind for his good and this was just one more proof of it.

"Oh my god, I haven't thought of Jeremy Lewis for years," Michael admitted.

It's not that Jeremy was a bad kid, he was as old as Michael and had a massive crush on Luke. When the blond found out he was flattered, even considered going on a date with him before he met Michael.

The problem was Jeremy was a bit.. special. He was completely obsessed with Luke.

He'd wait for Luke in front of his class just to say hi, he'd bake him cookies and once when there was a rumor going around that Luke had a thing for Sponge Bob even bought him a pair of underwear with the same character on it.

One day, Luke was called into the principal's office where both of his brothers were waiting for him. Somehow, Ben, his oldest brother saw Jeremy's locker one day. It was covered in Luke's pictures, pictures he had taken himself without Luke knowing.

The principal let Luke and his parents know this wasn't the first case and that Jeremy had been moved schools because the same thing had happened before with a different kid.

The picture was taken months after when Jeremy visited their school, he started to see a counselor and even got himself a girlfriend.

Luke blinked the memories away and chugged down the rest of his wine.

"He added me on Facebook a year or so ago."

Michael, pouring Luke another dose of the red liquid raised his eyebrows. "Really? What is he up to?"

"He's married. Two kids. A dog."

Michael giggled. "Dude, all your potential boyfriends are getting married."

"What do you mean?" Luke pouted.

"Remember Elliot?"

He furrowed his brows. He saw a nice amount of men in his life, none of them being called like that.

"The dude that should go on a blind date with you?"

"Oh, the one you screw the dates. I remember."

Michael ignored the saltiness in Luke's voice and rolled his eyes.

"That week he went back to Europe and apparently met this student who posed for him as his muse and they totally fell in love and got married two weeks later."

Luke pouted. "I feel like Chuck from Good luck Chuck."

"That movie did have penguins in it."

The blue eyed man slapped Michael's chest. "Mean."

Michael pulled Luke on top of his lap. "Even Chuck found a girl and that girl was played by Jessica Alba."

"I doubt I'll find a girl as good looking as Jessica Alba."

"Depends if you're searching for 2007 Jessica Alba or the new version of her."

★★★

Some cute muke and Jessica Alba talk (high five to anyone who got the J.A. part).

I'll bribe you with some anniversary#2 smut if you comment and vote A LOT. ((;

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Love, Lucija ♡