TVD rant

8x04 review-ish thing

No no no no no

WHY

WHY

WHY

I mean I know I know I promised myself I wouldn't get attached to new characters cause theyll probably die anyway (Im looking at you Noralise) but

Georgie

Why

And theyre suddenly giving me all this Siren Psychic backstory thing? Like

Guys I need help im starting to like Sybil

But Claudia, she made Damon kill Tyler (RIP TYLER YOU WERE THE MAGICALLEST OF ALL)

BUT Claudia, Klaus killed Jenna and you ended up liking *cough* obsessing over *cough* him too

But Tyler tho

#StrugglesOfLife

Matt crying over Tyler's dead body was so sad

So sad

I cried too

But I don't understand why the writers are introducing Matt's father in the FINAL season

It makes no sense

He could've appeared a little bit earlier

I hate Pete already

He made Matt and Vicki live with Kelly freaking Donovan for a parental figure

Yeah, remember her? The slut who basically fucked everyone, for example her son's best fucking friend Tyler Lockwood and skipped town leaving her children whenever she felt like it? Im pretty sure she and Damon fucked as well?

Yeah, that bitch.

Not cool Pete. Not cool.

And now Georgie's dead or something? I just started to like her and then she started acting all shady and I was like WHY U DO THIS TO ME WRITERS

I legit thought she was Sybil's sister

But then she wasn't

But then she got sucked into hell

Exactly the way my queen Kat did

The parallels are killing me

And then I started thinking about my Kalijah and Steferine feels and a possible Katherine return which is probably never gonna happen

And then I died #RipClaudia

So anyways, Sybil keeps bitching to Stefan about which sibling he is and he's all like "I'm both" and now ladies and gentlemen this is how the writers throw all of the development of the past seasons away and go back to s1 Eternity of misery crap

Which was also the title of the episode

Fitting

OKAY IM SORRY I CANT ANYMORE

Seline

Seline

Why

Why

Why u do this to me

Why Seline

FUCKING WHY

WHY CAN NO HUMAN IN THIS FUCKING SHOW JUST BE FUCKING INNOCENT LIKE

THATS ALL IM ASKING FOR

But noooooo

The twins' nanny happens to be a siren/psychic thing AND happens to be the sister of the siren/psychic who made Damon Salvatore kill Tyler and do other stuff to make the other characters hate him

Because LOGIC #DontTrustCuteInnocentLittleNannies
#Justdont
#Theyll turn out to be evil
#NeverGetANanny
#LifeLesson

Though it does make sense why crazy girl (You know, the one from Bonnie's mental hospital thing who didn't want the vault to be opened? Remember her? Yeah I didn't either) I think her name was Virginia but idk its been a while IM SORRY tried to kill Seline

Bc Virginia knew

She knew Mindy- excuse me, Georgie wouldn't turn out to be evil

But she couldn't speak tho because she SPIT OUT HER FREAKING TONGUE

Let's talk about Steroline before I go ranting about the grossness of this freaking show and the fact I keep watching anyway though its not the grossness that bothers me what truly bothers me is how the majority of the fandom ships toxic ships that don't make any- *cough* sorry.

So. Steroline. Are getting married.

Part of me's like NO CAREBEAR WYD DONT CHEAT ON YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND WAITING TO BE YOUR LAST LOVE IN NOLA

But the other part of me is happy for them bc if theyre happy im happy

Idk im so conflicted rn

But aren't I always when it comes to this show?

Let's not answer that

ANYWAY im scared cause I just watched the 8x05 promo

Theyre going to put Damon down

Stefan says Damon will hate him forever for this

Stefan at Elena's coffin #StelenaFeels?

TYLERS FUNERAL NO I CANT I CANT I CANT

Damon honey I love you but don't threaten Carebear, BonBon, Steffy and the others at the funeral of Tyler Lockwood whom you ruthlessy KILLED

Just don't ok

Sybil I'll start liking you permanently once you release Damon and give him back his Bamon memories

Delena too I guess

You'll be a pink fluffy unicorn and you can join the fam ok? Just leave my babies alone

That'll be all

Thank you Sybil

And thank you if you're reading this

Which you're not

This story has no reads as I'm writing this

Which is good bc I offend people so quick I don't know what's wrong with me like

Stay magical
Bye